handy guide for men:

[mum2A&L]

Dangerous: What's for dinner?
Safer: Can i help you with dinner?
Safest: Where would you like to go for dinner?
Ultra safe: Have some chocolate!

Dangerous: Are you wearing that?
Safer: You look good in brown.
Safest: Wow!! Look at you!
Ultra safe: Have some chocolate!

Dangerous: What are you so worked up about?
Safer: Its not worth the emotional energy.
Safest: Come here and have a hug.
Ultra safe: Have some chocolate!

Dangerous: Should you be eating that?
Safer: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
Safest: Can i get you a glass of wine with that?
Ultra safe: Have some chocolate!

Dangerous: What did you do all day?
Safer: Hope you didn't overdo it today.
Safest: I've always loved you in that outfit!
Ultra safe: Have some chocolate!

 

[happy-chick]

 

[MissGobby]

 

[Nicola]

...so long as the chocolate isn't a mars bar after Jenna's posting earlier!!

 

[jools221181]

...so long as the chocolate isn't a mars bar after Jenna's posting earlier!!