Thought we could all do with a bit of a chuckle... 
> > GOD CREATED CHILDREN (AND IN THE PROCESS GRANDCHILDREN)
> > To those of us who have children in our lives, whether they are our own,
> > grandchildren, nieces, nephews, or students...
> > here is something to make you chuckle.
> >
> > Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His own children.
> >
> > After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve.
> >
> > And the first thing he said was
> > ' DON'T !'
> >
> > 'Don't what ? '
> > Adam replied.
> >
> > 'Don't eat the forbidden fruit' God said
> >
> > 'Forbidden fruit ?
> > We have forbidden fruit ?
> > Hey Eve..we have forbidden fruit ! '
> >
> >
> >
> > ' No Way ! '
> > 'Yes way ! '
> >
> > 'Do NOT eat the fruit ! ' said God.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > 'Why ? '
> >
> > 'Because I am your Father and I said so ! ' God replied,
> > wondering why He hadn't stopped creation after making the elephants
> >
> > A few minutes later, God saw His children having an apple break and He was ticked !
> > 'Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit ? ' God asked.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > 'Uh huh,' Adam replied.
> >
> > 'Then why did you ? ' said the Father.
> >
> > 'I don't know,' said Eve.
> > 'She started it! ' Adam said.
> >
> > 'Did not ! '
> > 'Did too ! '
> > 'DID NOT ! '
> >
> > Having had it with the two of them,
> > God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own.
> > Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed.
> >
> > If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give children wisdom and they haven't taken it, don't be hard on yourself.
> >
> > If God had trouble raising children, what makes you think it would be a piece of cake for you ?
> >
> > THINGS TO THINK ABOUT !
> >
> > 1. You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.
> >
> > 2. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own children.
> >
> > 3. Mothers of teens now know why some animals eat their young.
> >
> > 4. Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they
> > usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said
> >
> > 5. The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own
> >
> > 6. We childproofed our homes, but they are still getting in.
> >
> >
> >
> > ADVICE FOR THE DAY:
> >
> > Be nice to your kids.
> > They will choose your nursing home one day
> >
> > AND FINALLY:
> >
> > IF YOU HAVE A LOT OF TENSION AND YOU GET A HEADACHE,
> > DO WHAT IT SAYS ON THE ASPIRIN BOTTLE:
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > 'TAKE TWO ASPIRIN'
> > AND 'KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN'!!!!!
> >
> > GOD CREATED CHILDREN (AND IN THE PROCESS GRANDCHILDREN)
> > To those of us who have children in our lives, whether they are our own,
> > grandchildren, nieces, nephews, or students...
> > here is something to make you chuckle.
> >
> > Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His own children.
> >
> > After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve.
> >
> > And the first thing he said was
> > ' DON'T !'
> >
> > 'Don't what ? '
> > Adam replied.
> >
> > 'Don't eat the forbidden fruit' God said
> >
> > 'Forbidden fruit ?
> > We have forbidden fruit ?
> > Hey Eve..we have forbidden fruit ! '
> >
> >
> >
> > ' No Way ! '
> > 'Yes way ! '
> >
> > 'Do NOT eat the fruit ! ' said God.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > 'Why ? '
> >
> > 'Because I am your Father and I said so ! ' God replied,
> > wondering why He hadn't stopped creation after making the elephants
> >
> > A few minutes later, God saw His children having an apple break and He was ticked !
> > 'Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit ? ' God asked.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > 'Uh huh,' Adam replied.
> >
> > 'Then why did you ? ' said the Father.
> >
> > 'I don't know,' said Eve.
> > 'She started it! ' Adam said.
> >
> > 'Did not ! '
> > 'Did too ! '
> > 'DID NOT ! '
> >
> > Having had it with the two of them,
> > God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own.
> > Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed.
> >
> > If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give children wisdom and they haven't taken it, don't be hard on yourself.
> >
> > If God had trouble raising children, what makes you think it would be a piece of cake for you ?
> >
> > THINGS TO THINK ABOUT !
> >
> > 1. You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.
> >
> > 2. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own children.
> >
> > 3. Mothers of teens now know why some animals eat their young.
> >
> > 4. Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they
> > usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said
> >
> > 5. The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own
> >
> > 6. We childproofed our homes, but they are still getting in.
> >
> >
> >
> > ADVICE FOR THE DAY:
> >
> > Be nice to your kids.
> > They will choose your nursing home one day
> >
> > AND FINALLY:
> >
> > IF YOU HAVE A LOT OF TENSION AND YOU GET A HEADACHE,
> > DO WHAT IT SAYS ON THE ASPIRIN BOTTLE:
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > 'TAKE TWO ASPIRIN'
> > AND 'KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN'!!!!!
> >
