Bad day at work?

[lozzi]

When you have a 'I Hate My Job' day, try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy
and go to the thermometer section and purchase a
rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson

Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home,
lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the
phone so you will not be disturbed.


Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your
favorite chair. Open the package and remove the
thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a
surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from
the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in
small print there is a statement:


'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson
is personally tested and then sanitized '.


Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,'I
am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality
control department of Johnson & Johnson.'


HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS
SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN
IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!






EWWWWWW

 

[paradysso]

omg hahahaha

 

[Craig]

pmsl

 

[Lola's Mummy]

 

[Geordie&Bairn]

Very funny
I saw that joke the other day and i thought about posting it but then chickend out I wasnt sure if would be ok im a wuss
Now im gonna look for some more and post them
I love things like this it does make you bad day that little bit less horrid.

Sarah

 

[Babylicious]

 

[Nic'n'Keeley]

 

[kimmumof2]

xxxxx

 

[grace]

oh no, thats disgusting!

is it true?!!

 

[Krystal]

i wanna know if it's tru too

 

[zebrastripes]

lmao quick someone go get a rectal thermometer to see if its true

 

[mummykay]

 

[grace]

id be far too embarrassed to buy one! i didnt even know you could get them in the chemist. not specifically for the rectum! im blushing typing the word. i have a digital ear one!