A man is like a deck of cards.... (Joke!)

[happy-chick]

U need a heart to love him,
A diamand to marry him,
A club to smash his f*ckin head in,
and a spade to bury the b@stard!!!



I love that haha ny mate just sent it me

 

[A&J]

 

[SweetAtHeart12]

 

[kimmumof2]

xx

 

[Emma58]

Thats excellent

 

[Snuggle]

 

[Lou]

....and you can bet your life for every 52 you meet they'll be at least 2 jokers, 4 queens, 4 Jacks and a few pairs of 6 and 9's

 

[xrachx]

lol i have that on a sign in my kitchen.

 

[Kimbo]

wheres the spade????

 

[kazlin]

A Queen would be very useful for housework...yes I am talking about John Barrowman again

 

[Lou]

wheres the spade????

burying the barsteward

 

[Lou]

A Queen would be very useful for housework...yes I am talking about John Barrowman again

but you would never get in the bathroom

 

[kazlin]

Yeah but if it was John Barrowman I would break down the door and share it, even if it did smell like a poofs parlour

 

[Lou]

Yeah but if it was John Barrowman I would break down the door and share it, even if it did smell like a poofs parlour

ewww he reminds me of a plastic superman doll

Now Will from Will and Grace...... hubba hubba come to mumma

I can't believe I just said hubba hubba come to mumma, I've never said that in my life

 

[kazlin]

Yeah but if it was John Barrowman I would break down the door and share it, even if it did smell like a poofs parlour

ewww he reminds me of a plastic superman doll

I would quite happily pop him in my pocket

Hubba hubba? oakliedokliedoo

 

[Lou]

Yeah but if it was John Barrowman I would break down the door and share it, even if it did smell like a poofs parlour

ewww he reminds me of a plastic superman doll

I would quite happily pop him in my pocket

Hubba hubba? oakliedokliedoo

You could be on to something there, superhero-in-my-pocket. Or gay-in-my-handbag I'd have Craig from Big Brother in my bag

 

[Gemma & Jake]

 

[trixipaws]

 

[glitzyglamgirl]

Every girl needs a pocket-poof, or a fag-bangle as I used to call my GBF

But yeah, funny joke

 

[Lou]

awww I love my gay friends. I am such a fag hag