Your Favorite Comedy Quotes

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  1. Urchin

    Urchin Well-Known Member

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    Not to be confused with our *Quote of the Day" thread ;)

    Some Eddie Izzard for ya



     
  2. Kimbo

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    i LOVE peter kay!!!
    love lee evans too :lol:


     
  3. Kimbo

    Kimbo Well-Known Member

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    some from 2 pints...

     
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    Kimbo Well-Known Member

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    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: i remember doing that!! i had my hand up and was shouting "daaaad" for ages cos i needed the teacher!!




    :doh: :doh: :doh: :rotfl:


    that's true! where do they come from???
     
  5. SarahH

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    I luuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeee Eddie Izzard.... Ihave seen him live so many times and I am almost close to peeing myself with laughter.

    These are some of my favs of his

    I could go on and on and on with the izzard man (anyone else think he is hot - even in his corset :oops: )
     
  6. SarahH

    SarahH Well-Known Member

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    ooooh oooh oooooh and when he does the cat drilling behind the sofa sketch or

    in all the funny accents!!

    :rotfl: :rotfl:
     
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    Tangerinedream Well-Known Member

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    Those Peter Kay quotes made me LOL

    Here is my favorite Chris Roc quote

     
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    My fave comedy quote atm is from the disney film cars. Jonah watches it over and over and its......"I'm in hill billy hell" :rotfl: :rotfl:

    Makes me think of home so much :rotfl:

    :oops:
     
  9. Squiglet

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    Its the truth about cats and dogs that I love with Eddie Izzard...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zn7A0Ztv ... re=related

    (SarahH this is the one with the drilling behind the sofa bit)

    Also True true true.... except for the lies... :rotfl:

    Or when Stewie on Family Guy says to Meg...

    "Somewhere in an attic theres a picture of you getting prettier... !" :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
     
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    Some of my Favourites,

    Bill Bailey -
    "It's not a beard, it's an animal I've trained to sit very still."
    "Do not crush the flowers of wisdom with the hobnail boots of cynicism."
    " I'm a vegetarian, I'm not strict. I eat fish. And duck, but they're nearly fish aren't they"

    Billy Connolly
    "Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cozy, doesn't try it on. "
    "What is it with McDonald's staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you're ordering? It has to be a McChicken burger...a chicken burger gets blank looks. Well, I'll have a McStraw and jam it into your McEyes, you f**cking McTosser! "
    "Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit"
    "Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time? "

    and from the funniest film ever
    WithNail and I
    • We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here, and we want them now.

    • I feel like a pig shat in my head.

    • I must have some booze. I demand to have some booze.

    • I want something's flesh.

    • Don't threaten me with a dead fish.

    • I'm going to pull your head off, because I don't like your head.

    • I have a heart condition. If you hit me, it's murder.

    • Look at that. "Accident Blackspot"? These aren't accidents. They're throwing themselves into the road gladly. Throwing themselves into the road to escape all this hideousness.

    • Warm up? We may as well sit round this cigarette. This is ridiculous. We'll be found dead in here next spring.

    • What happened to my cigar commercial? What happened to my agent? ******* must have died.

    • We've gone on holiday by mistake.

    • These are the sort of windows faces look in at.

    • Right, here's the plan. First, we go in there and get wrecked, then we eat a pork pie, then we drop a couple of Surmontil-50's each, means we'll miss out on Monday and come up smiling Tuesday morning.

    • This place has become impossible. Nothing to eat, freezing cold and now a madman on the prowl outside with eels.

    • If I ever see that silage-heap hanging about up here, I'll take the ******* axe to him. *******s!

    • Throw yourself into the road, darling - you haven't got a chance.

    • I fail to see my family's of any interest to you. I've absolutely no interest in yours. I dislike relatives in general and in particular mine.

    • I must say, that represents a level of hypocrisy in you that I'd previously suspected, but not noticed due to your highly evasive skills.

    • Why can't I have an audition? It's ridiculous. I've been to drama school. I'm good looking. I tell you, I've a fuck sight more talent that half the rubbish that gets on television. Why can't I get on television?
     

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