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Discussion in 'TV, Film & Entertainment' started by Urchin, Dec 16, 2007.
Not to be confused with our *Quote of the Day" thread
Some Eddie Izzard for ya
i LOVE peter kay!!!
love lee evans too
some from 2 pints...
i remember doing that!! i had my hand up and was shouting "daaaad" for ages cos i needed the teacher!!
that's true! where do they come from???
I luuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeee Eddie Izzard.... Ihave seen him live so many times and I am almost close to peeing myself with laughter.
These are some of my favs of his
I could go on and on and on with the izzard man (anyone else think he is hot - even in his corset )
ooooh oooh oooooh and when he does the cat drilling behind the sofa sketch or
in all the funny accents!!
Those Peter Kay quotes made me LOL
Here is my favorite Chris Roc quote
My fave comedy quote atm is from the disney film cars. Jonah watches it over and over and its......"I'm in hill billy hell"
Makes me think of home so much
Its the truth about cats and dogs that I love with Eddie Izzard...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zn7A0Ztv ... re=related
(SarahH this is the one with the drilling behind the sofa bit)
Also True true true.... except for the lies...
Or when Stewie on Family Guy says to Meg...
"Somewhere in an attic theres a picture of you getting prettier... !"
This has to be my favorite comedy moment, the great troll that is Bill Bailey and his Argos speech
Has me crying every time [/url]
Some of my Favourites,
Bill Bailey -
"It's not a beard, it's an animal I've trained to sit very still."
"Do not crush the flowers of wisdom with the hobnail boots of cynicism."
" I'm a vegetarian, I'm not strict. I eat fish. And duck, but they're nearly fish aren't they"
"Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cozy, doesn't try it on. "
"What is it with McDonald's staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you're ordering? It has to be a McChicken burger...a chicken burger gets blank looks. Well, I'll have a McStraw and jam it into your McEyes, you f**cking McTosser! "
"Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit"
"Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time? "
and from the funniest film ever
WithNail and I
We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here, and we want them now.
I feel like a pig shat in my head.
I must have some booze. I demand to have some booze.
I want something's flesh.
Don't threaten me with a dead fish.
I'm going to pull your head off, because I don't like your head.
I have a heart condition. If you hit me, it's murder.
Look at that. "Accident Blackspot"? These aren't accidents. They're throwing themselves into the road gladly. Throwing themselves into the road to escape all this hideousness.
Warm up? We may as well sit round this cigarette. This is ridiculous. We'll be found dead in here next spring.
What happened to my cigar commercial? What happened to my agent? ******* must have died.
We've gone on holiday by mistake.
These are the sort of windows faces look in at.
Right, here's the plan. First, we go in there and get wrecked, then we eat a pork pie, then we drop a couple of Surmontil-50's each, means we'll miss out on Monday and come up smiling Tuesday morning.
This place has become impossible. Nothing to eat, freezing cold and now a madman on the prowl outside with eels.
If I ever see that silage-heap hanging about up here, I'll take the ******* axe to him. *******s!
Throw yourself into the road, darling - you haven't got a chance.
I fail to see my family's of any interest to you. I've absolutely no interest in yours. I dislike relatives in general and in particular mine.
I must say, that represents a level of hypocrisy in you that I'd previously suspected, but not noticed due to your highly evasive skills.
Why can't I have an audition? It's ridiculous. I've been to drama school. I'm good looking. I tell you, I've a fuck sight more talent that half the rubbish that gets on television. Why can't I get on television?