If you're anything like me this week: - You can answer the phone and shout "NO" before you even have to say hello. - You've given up on anything resembling fashion. - You can reply to all the texts you get with the same message. - You stamp your way up and down the stairs. - You take the longer route in the car to go over more speed bumps. - You spend all you time online googling "ways to start your labour" - The smell of Clary Sage follows you everywhere you go.