Me and Jed had a huge argument and I threw my boot at him but it missed him and smashed through the front room window. I had to stay home the next day while it was replaced so I had to have a day off work. I didn't want them to know me and Jed had been rowing and I'd thrown my boot so I told them a burglar had smashed the window and robbed our flat. I elaborated to make it sound authentic but when I went back to work they had had a whip round for me
I felt like such a twat
I felt like such a twat