Top 10 Signs You're a Nursing Mom

[Tiny Sue]

1. "Express" no longer means "fast".

2. You consider putting large buttons on all your shirt pockets...
just there...

3. You have drawers full of pretty frillies but they don't fit!

4. The two bras that DO fit smell of ice cream.

5. No, it's not cold in here, those are breast pads!

6. It's not just your eyes that leak at cute babies in commercials.

7. You could drink the EU milk lake and still be thirsty.

8. You love garlic, but you avoid it because your baby hates it.

9. Are these mine?

10. You're losing weight, but why can't you see it?



Sue

 

[Kerry]

Very good!!

Did you come up with that yourself!!??

 

[Rosieroo]

10. You're losing weight, but why can't you see it?

Exactly!!

 

[beanie]

4. The two bras that DO fit smell of ice cream.


8. You love garlic, but you avoid it because your baby hates it.

LOL. this is so true. I hate the smell of breast milk and because all of a sudden I am leaking loads I have it on my bed, on my clothes etc. And I only have 2 bras that fitt so am constantly wash one wear one. It is all I must smell off. Also I had garlic yesterday and it has an even funnier smell, great I now smell of garlic ice cream

 

[Tiny Sue]

I did indeed come up with that myself

Er...is that ok? Hope I haven't offended anyone!




Sue

 

[beanie]

I love it, it is so true of my life at the moment. I can't even think up a shopping list at the moment............