"what was the best thing since sliced bread?" "If you choke a smurf what colour does it turn?" "If i save time, when do i get it back?" "Why doesnt glue stick to the inside of the bottle?" "why is there a light in the firdge and not in the freezer?" "What would a chair look like if our knees bent the other way?" "why cant a woman put on mascara with her mouth closed?" "why does mineral water that has 'trickled through mountains for centuries' have a sell by date?" Anyone got any more???!!!!