Some ideas for you Midna

Discussion in 'Third Trimester' started by alfie, Nov 14, 2007.

  1. alfie

    alfie Well-Known Member

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    pilkers Well-Known Member

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    "twiddling your nipples"
    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

    be like trying to tune in one of those old tv sets!!!!
     
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    Look I found a do it yourself diagram... all you need is a great big long crochet hook... ;)

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  4. alfie

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    you'd need to be a contortionist to do it yourself though!!!!
     
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    my friend said she had rough sex and then went to the local park. Have you seen those bouncy sits on springs? well she got on that for a bit which she said made a few people look but an hour after she had a show. So get bouncing on something!!
     
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    midna it doesn't have to be sex!!! try a hot curry or some pineapple instead. Your poor OH will have friction burns on his wee man with the way you're treating him! :rotfl:
     
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    yep it'll be like throwing a sausage up a back alley :rotfl:
     
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    i thought more like chucking a chip up high street...
     
  9. alfie

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    Waving your fist in the albert hall!!! :rotfl:
     
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    Hitting potting a golf ball on the moon.. :rotfl:
     
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    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: god that got me laughing soooooooo much :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
     
  12. alfie

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    Hey, this is my 3rd child and you're worried about your sagginess!! I should keep my gob shut. pot - kettle!!!!! :rotfl:
     
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    mrs_tommo22 Well-Known Member

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    Not true you lot!!!

    Midna ive had my second as you know and with first got a 2nd degree tear - not good! and didnt have a bucket then, had immy, and nothing changed!

    So dont worry you and your fadge will be fine :rotfl: :rotfl:
     
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    fadge lmfao
    i haven't heard that name for it since primary school :rotfl:
     
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    :rotfl: such a way with words..

    wel after JT i stopped bleeding after 2 weeks and @ 2 and 1/2 weeks my 'fadge' was ready for servicing once again :cheer: and it didn't hurt so not sure if that means that i am quick healer or my fanny now so big there is no way i'd feel pain?? :rotfl: :rotfl:
     
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    my OH said that if I needed stitches he was gonna ask doc to put a couple extra in :x :lol:
     

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