Some ideas for you Midna

[alfie]

Here you go hon, some ways to get you going

http://www.treehuggermums.co.uk/article ... article=27

so, forget the sex get swallowing girl!!!!!!!!

Alfie
xx

 

[pilkers]

"twiddling your nipples"


be like trying to tune in one of those old tv sets!!!!

 

[Squiglet]

Look I found a do it yourself diagram... all you need is a great big long crochet hook...

 

[alfie]

you'd need to be a contortionist to do it yourself though!!!!

 

[annem]

my friend said she had rough sex and then went to the local park. Have you seen those bouncy sits on springs? well she got on that for a bit which she said made a few people look but an hour after she had a show. So get bouncing on something!!

 

[pilkers]

midna it doesn't have to be sex!!! try a hot curry or some pineapple instead. Your poor OH will have friction burns on his wee man with the way you're treating him!

 

[pilkers]

Pfft I cant leave him alone lol besides I gotta make the most of it whilst I can still feel it hahaha ...who knows after seed has torn me one big hole I might never be able to feel it touch the sides again looooooooooool

yep it'll be like throwing a sausage up a back alley

 

[lisa&alex]

i thought more like chucking a chip up high street...

 

[alfie]

Waving your fist in the albert hall!!!

 

[Squiglet]

Hitting potting a golf ball on the moon..

 

[Krystal]

Waving your fist in the albert hall!!!

god that got me laughing soooooooo much

 

[alfie]

Hey, this is my 3rd child and you're worried about your sagginess!! I should keep my gob shut. pot - kettle!!!!!

 

[mrs_tommo22]

Not true you lot!!!

Midna ive had my second as you know and with first got a 2nd degree tear - not good! and didnt have a bucket then, had immy, and nothing changed!

So dont worry you and your fadge will be fine

 

[Kimbo]

fadge lmfao
i haven't heard that name for it since primary school

 

[Krystal]

hahaha me either Kim but I love it .... hows everyones fadge`s today loooooooool ....

Mrs Tommo how long before you can take the fadge for a test run after spitting out the seed?? meheh xx

such a way with words..

wel after JT i stopped bleeding after 2 weeks and @ 2 and 1/2 weeks my 'fadge' was ready for servicing once again and it didn't hurt so not sure if that means that i am quick healer or my fanny now so big there is no way i'd feel pain??

 

[Krystal]

my OH said that if I needed stitches he was gonna ask doc to put a couple extra in