Rules- girls please read

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  1. tracey 2

    tracey 2 Well-Known Member

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    Rules

    1. The female always makes the rules.

    a. The rules are subject to change at anytime without notice,
    b. No man can possibly know all the rules. Nearly all females
    are born with this knowledge.
    c. If the female suspects the males know any of the rules, she
    may immediately change any or all of the rules.

    2. The female is never wrong.

    a. If the female is wrong, it is because of a misunderstanding
    which was the direct result of something the male said or
    did wrong.
    b. If rule 2a applies, the male must immediatetly apologise
    for causing the misunderstanding.

    3. The female can change her mind at any given point in time.

    a. The male must never change his mind without written
    consent from the female.

    4. The female has every right to be upset or angry at any time.

    a. The male muct remain calm at all times, unless the female
    wants him to be upset or angry.
    b. The female must under no circumstances let the male know
    whether or not she wants him to be upset or angry.

    5. Any attempt by the male to change any of the rules will not be tolerated.



    I think these rules speak for themselves i love them :rotfl: :rotfl:
     
  2. mummykay

    mummykay Well-Known Member

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    lmao @ this one - definitely in my household!!! :rotfl: :rotfl:
    usually resolved with 'shut up u silly man' lol :lol:
     
  3. lauramumof2

    lauramumof2 Well-Known Member

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    damn right!
     
  4. trixipaws

    trixipaws Well-Known Member

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    lol. if only it was like that in our household!
     
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