Reindeer (joke)

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  1. skairdykat

    skairdykat Well-Known Member

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    REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME:

    According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and
    female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop
    their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to
    mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they
    give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical
    rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from
    Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl. We should've known... ONLY women
    would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the
    world in one night and not get lost. :wink:
     
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    OMFG this thread has caused marital trouble for me and DH... because he's Finnish and he "knows" reindeer... and Santa's Finnish and just OMFG... can't he just accept it that women are better... :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
     

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