Pregnancy Q's and A's

Discussion in 'First Trimester' started by Kerry, Aug 30, 2005.

  1. Kerry

    Kerry Well-Known Member

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    Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
    A: No, 35 children is enough.

    Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
    A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

    Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
    A: Childbirth.

    Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes
    She’s borderline irrational.
    A: So what's your question?

    Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during
    Labour, but pressure. Is she right?
    A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

    Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
    A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

    Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my
    wife is in labour?
    A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.

    Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
    A: Yes, pregnancy.

    Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
    A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

    Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and
    act normal again?
    A: When the kids are in college.
     
  2. Rachael

    Rachael Well-Known Member

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    :lol: :p :lol: :p :lol: :p :lol: :p :lol: :p :lol: :p :lol: :p :lol: :p :lol: :p :lol: :p :lol: :p :lol: :p :lol: :p :lol: :p :lol: :p :lol: :p

    Very Good - LMAO!!!!
     
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    Zor-El Well-Known Member

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    Superb Kerry - best belly laugh I've had in ages!!

    LBxx
     
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    AmberNicole Well-Known Member

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    :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

    Very good Kerry!
     
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    ree77 Well-Known Member

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    very funny!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Just what the Dr. ordered!
     
  9. rach

    rach Well-Known Member

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: had to bring this post back to the top gave me such a chuckle
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