PILKERS IN HOSPITAL!!

[Kimbo]

just got a text off her.....



" hiya, don't panic, but im in hospital. I poisoned myself. I ate what i thought was an onion. But it was a daffodil bulb. Doctors said I will be out by Spring!"




yes i know....... i got excited too when i saw the first bit in the text!!!!


woman!!!!!!

 

[Tegala-7thMarch08]

aww hope u ok

 

[Squiglet]

just got a text off her.....



" hiya, don't panic, but im in hospital. I poisoned myself. I ate what i thought was an onion. But it was a daffodil bulb. Doctors said I will be out by Spring!"




yes i know....... i got excited too when i saw the first bit in the text!!!!


woman!!!!!!

I got all excited too... Silly woman... I know they say you want to "bloom" in pregnancy but that's taking it a tad too far..

pssssssst... think she's trying to cheat about evicting the baby... I swear if she pops now.. I'm off down the garden centre...

 

[Kimbo]

aww hope u ok

tegala it's a joke lol

 

[pilkers]

sorry couldn't resist!! sent it to loads of people who keep texting me to see if I've gone into labour!

I'm going straight to hell

 

[Squiglet]

OMG I should try that too... I've had 7 texts from people today and the phones rang like 4 times... I'm sick of answering the phone but I'm afraid if I don't they'll all turn up on my ruddy doorstep and I don't want to speak to anyone...

 

[poppy160]

 

[Babylicious]

 

[Jen & Her Men]

 

[sarahpurple]

Does this mean she has to spend the rest of the winter in a dark hospital cupboard?

 

[Meggiewoo]

aww hope u ok

tegala it's a joke lol

Ha Ha!

Bless you Tegala x x x

 

[littlepip]

lol im savin that on my phone for when the time comes!!!

 

[ella]

i love it

 

[DebbieM]

LOL, my friend sent that to me a few months ago and my heart was racing til I got to the end LMAO!

Buggers, aren't they!

 

[tattybear85]

haha lol just about to put that into my phone and send it to people hahahaha!!!!!

 

[KJLorraine]

 

[Warley]

I am soooo thick!

Was about to ask oh my god how do you tell the difference and can they get into your normal pack of onions!

 

[ella]

I am soooo thick!

Was about to ask oh my god how do you tell the difference and can they get into your normal pack of onions!