Picked my DD up from nursery yesterday only to be pulled off to a quiet corner... 'Nothing to worry about' says her keyworker 'But Pip has told the entire class you are pregnant and that her daddy put the baby there.' Talk about totally floored - I think I managed to fluff my way through it 'where on earth has she got that from' and 'oh I really must hit the gym harder' fell out of my mouth but OMG. The thing is the nursery is a small one and between me and DH we know almost all the mothers or fathers socially. So it just takes a tiny little rumour before the whole bloody county is going to be whispering. I have no idea where she has picked it up from, we've been really careful about not mentioning anything she could pick up on in front of us - We're hoping she's got something from a friend and we won't hear it from her again. So, a cautionary tale folks, mind what you are saying around flappy little ears - I'm probably going to be fending off questions for the next 6 weeks.