Omg my mum!!!

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My mum is so funny!!

Her cousin was brought into hospital recently and a few of us went to visit her. While there, we were asked to wait in the waiting room while the doc examined her, and while we were waiting in the waiting room, 2 of my mums other cousins walked in and sat with us. One of whom looked 6 months pregnant.

My mum said 'omg Barbara congratulations! I had no idea, when r u due?'
Her cousin replied with 'I'm not pregnant!!!'
My mums response?? - 'well that belly is an absolute disgrace, get on a diet and sort that out!!'

PMSL!! I had to leave the room and go to the loo so her cousin didn't see me laughing!! I couldn't believe how forward my mum was haha.
Just wanted to share with u all because it made me lol x

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Hahaha! I just laughed out loud at this!!

Had to tell my SIL!! She found it funny too!! Your Mum sounds ace!! hahahaha! x
 
O.M.G :shock: she must feel absolutely poo - I wouldn't want to cross your mum lol

Secretly I'm laughing (what a cow I am) but feel a little sorry for your coursin, she's probably stuffing her face to make herself feel better poor thing.

xxx
 
lol nothing like being forwARD xxx
 
I know, my mum isn't a bit behind the door! She's actually such an amazing person though lol.

And in fairness, her cousin didn't actually look fat anywhere except her ass and belly. She's always been a little on the heavy side but she really looked pregnant lol. I was so embarrassed for her though lol x

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Tbf, I used to get this ALL the time lol!
I'm not a skinny girl, not a big girl either, I'm about a size 10-12, massive boobs and bum lol curvy girl.

When I was hairdressing my posture was shocking so I naturally always stuck my belly out lol, EVERYTIME I used to get asked "OMG whens it due?"
and my reply was always "Im not pregnant I'm just a bit fat"

Their face was a picture! They never know what to do with themselves lol!

Bless your cousin though, it's well horrible when people ask you when you're not pregnant.

Now I'm pregnant I want people to ask haha!
 
Omg u got asked that and ur only a size 10-12?? Lol that's madness!

I felt a little sorry for her cousin, but it really was amazing how unfat and just pregnant she looked.
If it was me who said it, I'd have wanted the ground to open up and swallow me whole lol x

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Haha! This has actually made my day (which is quite good because I have just attended a memorial service)
Thank you! I feel a little bad for laughing, but that's hilarious! Your mum is a legend :)
 
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Lmao!

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I got asked that once by the lady at the checkouts in asda :)

I did just reply with I'm not pregnant I am just fat and she looked so embarrassed :), I did say to OH that it hurt a little bit afterwards though as by that point we had spent 2 1/2 years trying, and lo and behold 6 months later here we are.....

Your mum sounds amazing and like my mum, why are mums never backwards in going forwards....
 

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