OMG I have jinxed myself!!!

[Jayjay027]

So I have been posting in all the constipation threads about how I'm not constipated at all, in fact I poop twice a day very easily with no effort or squeezing whatsoever!

Well haven't I just jinxed it?!
I'm currently, as I type, on the loo, where I have been for the past half hour with half a gorilla's finger poking out and the other half, stuck inside refusing to budge!!
I need to get this out of me!!

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[Jayjay027]

I guess talking about it helped!!
Seconds after pressing send, out it came

I think my ass is ruptured now though lol x

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[mrz85]

lool ouch !!!!

 

[leesey]

Jayjay you say the nicest things xx

 

[zoe82]

That is hilarious!!

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[BellaRiven]

HAHA I'm sorry I had to laugh at this, it happens al the time to me get halfway there and then can;t get the rest out..

How the hell are we meant to push watermelons out of our foofoo if we can;t even manage a poo!!

 

[babybo]

Lol that made me giggle!! X

 

[FirstBabyEek]

Ha ha ha! Hope your bum has recovered. Xx

 

[Amylize]

Ive actually eased in last week or two maybe now going twice / three times a week but still sometimes find it really really hard! Ive often made my bum bleed! So glad you posted something about it! I hate been constipated!

 

[Loula]

lol JayJay so glad you got it out of your system literally, i had the same problem yesterday evening even dreaded the worst when i saw blood....
hopefully itll be a one off for you x

 

[coco_cukoo]

Hahahahaha! I'm only constipated when I don't have my activa yoghurt a day...but if I remember you don't eat dairy?! Alternatively strawberries, raspberries & blueberries are great for it!! Xx

 

[Naomi D]

Oh Jay, isnt it awful - I know exactly how you feel, and the realisation that all isnt going to plan makes your heart sink!
On another note, OH just read this cos I was laughing so much and he suggested a wooden spoon. You can imagine the sympathy I get in this house!

 

[Emily0505]

Gorilla's finger! Haha!!

XX

 

[Karate Kid]

Haha the way you word things is hilarious.... PMSL x

 

[Jayjay027]

LOL I realize I may have over-shared ever so slightly - I was SO frustrated last night lol.

Bran flakes, topped with fruit, sprinkled with linseeds for breakfast - I shouldn't have that problem today lol xx

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[jacy90]

Hahaha!! This made me "snort laugh", my oh is looking at me funny now! Lovin your way with words! lol!!