OMG I have jinxed myself!!!

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  1. Jayjay027

    Jayjay027 Well-Known Member

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    So I have been posting in all the constipation threads about how I'm not constipated at all, in fact I poop twice a day very easily with no effort or squeezing whatsoever!

    Well haven't I just jinxed it?!
    I'm currently, as I type, on the loo, where I have been for the past half hour with half a gorilla's finger poking out and the other half, stuck inside refusing to budge!!
    I need to get this out of me!!

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    Jayjay027 Well-Known Member

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    I guess talking about it helped!!
    Seconds after pressing send, out it came :)

    I think my ass is ruptured now though lol x

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    lool ouch !!!!
     
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    Jayjay you say the nicest things ;) xx
     
  5. zoe82

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    That is hilarious!! :D

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  6. BellaRiven

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    HAHA I'm sorry I had to laugh at this, it happens al the time to me :) get halfway there and then can;t get the rest out..

    How the hell are we meant to push watermelons out of our foofoo if we can;t even manage a poo!!
     
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    Lol that made me giggle!! X
     
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    Ha ha ha! Hope your bum has recovered. Xx
     
  9. Amylize

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    Ive actually eased in last week or two maybe now going twice / three times a week but still sometimes find it really really hard! Ive often made my bum bleed! So glad you posted something about it! I hate been constipated!
     
  10. Loula

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    lol JayJay so glad you got it out of your system literally, i had the same problem yesterday evening even dreaded the worst when i saw blood....
    hopefully itll be a one off for you x
     
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    Hahahahaha! I'm only constipated when I don't have my activa yoghurt a day...but if I remember you don't eat dairy?! Alternatively strawberries, raspberries & blueberries are great for it!! Xx
     
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    Oh Jay, isnt it awful - I know exactly how you feel, and the realisation that all isnt going to plan makes your heart sink!
    On another note, OH just read this cos I was laughing so much and he suggested a wooden spoon. You can imagine the sympathy I get in this house!
     
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    Gorilla's finger! Haha!! :)

    XX
     
  14. Karate Kid

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    Haha the way you word things is hilarious.... PMSL x
     
  15. Jayjay027

    Jayjay027 Well-Known Member

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    LOL I realize I may have over-shared ever so slightly - I was SO frustrated last night lol.

    Bran flakes, topped with fruit, sprinkled with linseeds for breakfast - I shouldn't have that problem today lol xx

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    Hahaha!! This made me "snort laugh", my oh is looking at me funny now! Lovin your way with words! lol!!
     

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