OK Vincent... this is taking it one step too far (a POO thread)

[ISH]

He just did FOUR poos in succession, last one landed all over the carpet, it was so explosive. And they were all huge!

How is this even possible?!

 

[Bunnykins]

Ha ha naughty Vincent!! We've had a morning like that, lo pooped for 10 mins I was sure he'd finished took the nappy off (it must have been twice his body weight worth lol) just on the 20th baby wipe and finishing up round his peas and carrot when he exploded again!! I've had to clean my mat, carpet and his clothes!! No idea where they produce it from, it is sometimes a disproportionate volume to their size lol!!

 

[LoopyLouize]

LMAO! Both your posts have just had me laughing out loud! My OH is always the unfortunate one to have this happen to him. She always poo's just as he is putting a new nappy on her. Then he has to sit and wait for about 10 minutes for her to finish. She only wee's for me haha. Oh and the other day she projectile poo'd all over him. I laughed uncontrollably, picked her up, only for her to then projectile vomit in my face.. Karma on me ey! lol x

 

[pinkyprincess]

Oh the nappy change poo! My LO LOVES a clean nappy for a poo!

 

[ISH]

What do you girls use to clean carpets? I am domestically challenged, I always seem to make matters worse!

 

[LoopyLouize]

We have wooden flooring so I can't help im afraid! x

 

[Cazza]

lololol Well Done Vincent!!! Now could you have a quick chat with Romilly as she's not keen on producing a poo!!

Not baby poo but if ine of the cats yaks on the cream carpet I find washing up liquid or washing powder brilliant to remove stains/smells.

 

[pinkyprincess]

Have u googled it? Bf poo can be very staining!!

 

[ISH]

I think I might use this as an excuse to replace the carpet when we're done with the poo phase, it was a bit stained when we moved in and I've never been keen on it.

I used Vanish on it, but it left dark marks :S Looks crap, excuse the pun!

 

[Princess81]

Reading this I'm so glad I have tiled floors! Lol

 

[Bunnykins]

I use that 1001 carpet cleaner spray, to be honest its not really got this mornings shenanigans completely out but I'll have another go later!!

Talking of karma I was round at my parents so my dad could have a bit of grandson bonding time and my sis grabbed for lo as soon as I walked thru the door snatching him out of my hands saying she was having first cuddle before anyone else and no one else was alowed to go near him, with that he literally projectile vomited all over her it was so funny!!

 

[vickib_1984]

Ish I wouldn't bother changing the carpet!!! You have weaning to go through toilet training sicky bugs when they start pre school the list goes on fairy liquid and washing powder are fab fit stains and smells sometimes a bit of milk works as well .......Vincent just likes making his mummy work hard lol little monkey xxx

 

[NinjaKitty]

I think Vince has been having a word with Jonah. Jonah is the poo-master supreme. Epic poos nearly every change. Spoke to the health visitor today about it but she seemed quite happy with his plumbing.

 

[knopk@]

I remember the days when i had to bath lo in the sink and comoletely change him, hasnt happened for a long time

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[Sarah13]

Must be one of those poo days! I've had one that went up his back to his neck and tonight he thought pooing in the bath would be a good idea! The water turned yellow it was gross, ended up showering him!

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[Bunnykins]

Must be one of those poo days! I've had one that went up his back to his neck and tonight he thought pooing in the bath would be a good idea! The water turned yellow it was gross, ended up showering him!

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ha ha bath ones are the best!!! When N did one I saw bubbles coming from his bum and thought he'd pumped so I was laughing at him then I saw the water turn yellow and thought nooooooo!!!

 

[ISH]

I'll try washing up liquid next time, but that poo is radioactive orange, looks like it'll need professional cleaning!

 

[vickib_1984]

Wow!!!! They do say bf babies have brighter coloured poo and can be a lot loser xx

 

[ISH]

That sh*t is so bright, you could highlight text with it!

 

[Bunnykins]

I got some on my hand once and it took 2 days for the yellow stain to scrub off!!