Oh Dear God !!!!!

[DanDecMum]

I am sat here trying to enjoy a lovely bowl of home made stew, but can I ?? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!! I have a fucking horse beside me also eating a bowl I swear to God I just want to get a shovel and smack him right in the fucking face !!!!! Why do men have to eat with there mouth wide open ??? does the world really need to see their bloody food covered tonsils ????? Seriously I am pissed right of now and in protest I have refused to eat my stew (sort of cut my own nose of with that one )

Ok thats me all done now

 

[Princess81]

Maybe u should listen to your instincts and smack him in the face with said shovel? Xx

 

[Rosie's Mummy]

Sounds like me, I cant be in the same room when OH eats peanuts or crisps..Im close to murdering him otherwise..!

 

[Mamafy]

Sometimes the fact he breathes peeves me

 

[DanDecMum]

Maybe u should listen to your instincts and smack him in the face with said shovel? Xx

As much as I would love to I dont have a bloody shovel wonder if a slipper would do the same job ??

 

[FebMum2Be]

My OH is so particular about everything.. But eats like a huge slob I shout at him all the time over it.. Shovels things in, drives me insane! I would also smack him with the shovel x

Or now, slipper

 

[DanDecMum]

Sometimes the fact he breathes peeves me

Same here He has now decided he wants a fecking ice-lolly to wash his stew down !!!!

 

[Mamafy]

I could lend ya a shovel

 

[DanDecMum]

Sounds like me, I cant be in the same room when OH eats peanuts or crisps..Im close to murdering him otherwise..!

The worst is when my OH gets a hot curry, you know the ones that make your nose run it will be slurp, sniff, slurp, slurp, slurp, sniff, slurp, sniff, sniff, and this will go on for the whole bloody curry.

 

[DanDecMum]

I could lend ya a shovel

Please do, is it a good big heavy one ?? heavy enough to smash his teeth and knock his nose to the back of his head !!!! OMG I actually enjoyed writing that !!!

 

[Mamafy]

 

[DanDecMum]

My OH is so particular about everything.. But eats like a huge slob I shout at him all the time over it.. Shovels things in, drives me insane! I would also smack him with the shovel x

Or now, slipper

Do you know whats even more annoying ?? when they shovel it in and it is still hot then they do the whole sucking in air thing to try and cool it

 

[Mamafy]

Wait till he snores some night then hold his nose I love doing that

 

[DanDecMum]

Wait till he snores some night then hold his nose I love doing that

Already have hun lol I love they way he jumps and the look on his face is like WTF just happened, while I lie there all innocent pretending to sleep

 

[Terrie]

 

[Dragonfly Fi]

i have nearly beaten this out of liam, sometimes he still slurps but he knows its naughty

 

[MrsR]

I'm so with you!!! My oh sooooo drives me up the wall, he eats stupidly fast, sniffs all the time when he knows it pisses me off and breathes so heavy he sounds like he's run a marathon! I have to move before I stab him with the nearest implement be it sharp or dull!!!!!

 

[inky]

I must be lucky bloke wise, apart from the snoring I don't even notice anything else!

Maybe you should imitate him, see how quick he gets annoyed then tell him you put up with it every day!

 

[DanDecMum]

I'm so with you!!! My oh sooooo drives me up the wall, he eats stupidly fast, sniffs all the time when he knows it pisses me off and breathes so heavy he sounds like he's run a marathon! I have to move before I stab him with the nearest implement be it sharp or dull!!!!!

What is it with the sniffing ?? My d**khead of an OH does it all the time to!!!! When I tell him he is annoying me he will always say "am I not allow to bloody enjoy my food" yes my dear you can enjoy your food (smiles sweetly while I hide the knife behind my back) just do it silently

 

[Princess81]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who has psychotic murderous thoughts re o/h's bad habits! Tho he's a silent eater he makes some very very strange noises whilst asleep and I'm ashamed to admit I've actually punched him in the head a few times to wake him up - then done the pretending to be asleep bit