Just had a minor meltdown...

[titch]

but its okay now!

I went to the loo and my pad and knickers were all stained slightly orangy/pink, I thought OMG theres blood in my discharge, but no sign of a mucous plug. It looked like right at the end of your period. I had a complete flap and panic about it. It was 10 minutes later when I realised what it was...fake tan from top of my thighs, did my legs earlier!

What a relief!!!

 

[Tasha89]

Hahahahaa! You silly sausage!
I get in silly panics all the time. Been having sharp pains in what I assume is my cervix so every time I get that pain i'm desperate to see if i've lost any more plug! I'm a woman possessed! Lol!
Glad you're ok though! And well done on finding the energy to tan your legs! I can hardly drag myself out of bed these days! Xx

 

[titch]

I had a decent nights sleep last night so today I managed to shave my legs, tan, AND paint my toe nails Im in bed now with my laptop, should be sleeping but for some reason Im not.... :/

 

[Sam's Mum]

I'm impressed that you've got time (and can reach!) for tanning and shaving!

 

[Sam's Mum]

And how on earth can you get to your toes?! You must be seriously bendy, or have unnaturally long arms

 

[titch]

. I sat on the sofa and got one of the kitchen chairs in front of me. If I put my foot on sideways I could reach, but I havent painted my little toes cos I cant reach with my knee in the way! Anyone would think I do yoga, but even when Im not up the duff I cant reach my toes!!!

I was bloomin impressed with myself. Im only gutted Ive shaved my legs instead of waxng cos Im only gonna feel good about the state of my lower half for a few days And it looks like we're not gonna have any sunshine to show my legs of in either. Id better bloomin go into labour now!!

 

[Sam's Mum]

I kept hoping my boys would time things perfectly after my weekly shave At least with Toby being induced I had time to prepare I didn't get as far as painting my toenails though! I'm liking the sideways on the chair idea!

 

[titch]

weekly shave?? blimey, im on a monthly effort at the mo. i think i could probably up it to weekly until baby arrives I s'pose. OH doesnt want to have sex cos he got this idea inhis head that i only shaved/tanned/painted toe nails so that I could jump him for the purposes of his semen bringing about labour a little bit early and not actually because I fancy a bit of him. Now where on earth would he get an idea like that?!

 

[Rosie's Mummy]

^^Thats exactly what my Oh said..you think they would be grateful given our situations!

 

[Me, My Girls & I]

Blimey a weekly shave whilst duffed up!! I don't even manage that now!

And that's so funny about the fake tan! Sort of thing I'd do that! Well, if I could be arsed to fake tan!

 

[vixforever]

Tiny, that's really funny

 

[evajo]

Only you Tiny!

 

[titch]

you really would think our men would take it when its offered, considering very soon they'll be deprived for at LEAST 6 weeks! might try again later!

 

[isobel84]

your funny Tiny haha

 

[Me, My Girls & I]

6weeks?! I think I managed 2 with katie AND I had a 3rd degree tear I wouldn't be tellin your oh that mind!

 

[titch]

^^^ you shouldnt be spreading stories like that in public areas....what if a man finds it?!

 

[Me, My Girls & I]