Paddy is in bed with his wife. The wife says
"I am sick of hearing that bloody dog barking next door, i can't sleep"
Paddy says
"Leave it to me, i will sort it"
The wife turns over and tries to get back to sleep whilst Paddy gets his pjamas on and goes downstairs.
10 minutes later Paddy comes back up. His wife says
"Have you sorted it then Paddy?"
"Yes" he says "I have put the dog in my F*****g garden to see how they like it"
"I am sick of hearing that bloody dog barking next door, i can't sleep"
Paddy says
"Leave it to me, i will sort it"
The wife turns over and tries to get back to sleep whilst Paddy gets his pjamas on and goes downstairs.
10 minutes later Paddy comes back up. His wife says
"Have you sorted it then Paddy?"
"Yes" he says "I have put the dog in my F*****g garden to see how they like it"
