Hope this makes you laugh - but, what a nightmare I've had this afternoon. I finally felt this afternoon as though I might be able to relieve my constipation. Head to the bathroom... sit on the toilet and... Disaster! I couldn't go... but worse... it got stuck half-way! (half-in, half-out) So I sit there, trying not to panic. I push... it moves down a few millimetres. I relax... it goes back to where it started. I strain... it doesn't make any difference, and the same thing happens. 45 minutes of panting, sweating, turning red... and still I haven't managed a bowel movement. I finally went after an hour - to huge relief - but dreading the next one now! Can anyone relate? Hope this makes you laugh anyway! The things we go through!