Help - I think I'm paralysed

Discussion in 'Third Trimester' started by Moomum, Nov 9, 2007.

  1. Moomum

    Moomum Well-Known Member

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    I can't seem to move!! My arse has stuck to the sofa and I can't get if off!! It's been like this since 9.15 this morning :oops:

    Hubby gets in at 4.00pm and I have to make it look like I've made an effort :think:

    No school run to do today as little one is on a sleepover straight from school :wink:

    Do I lay down where I am and feine (sp) tiredness/ilness or prise myself off and run around spraying some polish at 3.45 :think: :think:

    :rotfl:
     
  2. Kimbo

    Kimbo Well-Known Member

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    you've done nothing all day and been sat down for how many hours....... so you don't wanna go raising your blood pressure by rushing round do u? use that excuse to STAY PUT!! :rotfl: :rotfl:
     
  3. Moomum

    Moomum Well-Known Member

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    :dance: :dance:

    My guilt has just floated away lol :rotfl: :rotfl:
     
  4. pilkers

    pilkers Well-Known Member

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    here's the plan moomum....

    Just fill up the sink with warm water and liquid about 5 to 10 mins before OH is due home and put the dirty pots in (wash one or two) and sit back down...when he gets in say "thank god you're back...I've been doing all sorts of jobs today and I was just about to wash up when I started to feel dizzy (or the phone rang, whichever you prefer)....can you just finished those pots for me hun!?"

    Perfect! :dance:
     
  5. Moomum

    Moomum Well-Known Member

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    :rotfl: :rotfl: Have you done this before chick :think:
     
  6. pilkers

    pilkers Well-Known Member

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    is it that obvious!? :rotfl:
     
  7. hotluck

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    :lol: you could always just spray the polish into the air just before he comes home so the place smells like it's been polished...unless he's one of those guys that goes around checking :rotfl:
     
  8. bonny

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    fein illness chick, that way he may feel guilty and cook your tea for you as well or get takeout, so you may not have to move at all for the rest of the day/eve. :rotfl:
     
  9. emma28

    emma28 Well-Known Member

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    This is my plan. Fortunately, I feel sick if I'm hungry so it's not a lie :rotfl: :rotfl:
     
  10. Squiglet

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    That sounds like the response of a well practised pregnant woman... :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
     
  11. kalia

    kalia Well-Known Member

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    You polish? I gave up on that ages ago. I just stopped inviting round friends with asthma :lol:
    I have a great plan that if I tidy and clean this weekend I can get the house back to the much cleaner state it was before I got pregnant. Somehow I doubt that's going to happen though! OH is very good at vacuuming and doing the dishes. And it's not like the surfaces can look any dustier than they are now :D
    Just rest and give up for a bit. It's nice.
     

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