PISS ALL OVER THE FOOKING LOO SEAT
OH has just popped in for a cuppa and a pee as he was driving round the area (hes a bobby) only i have just been up for a pee and OMFG it looks like he has pissed with his eyes shut GRRRR ill kill him later
OH has just popped in for a cuppa and a pee as he was driving round the area (hes a bobby) only i have just been up for a pee and OMFG it looks like he has pissed with his eyes shut GRRRR ill kill him later