PISS ALL OVER THE FOOKING LOO SEAT OH has just popped in for a cuppa and a pee as he was driving round the area (hes a bobby) only i have just been up for a pee and OMFG it looks like he has pissed with his eyes shut GRRRR ill kill him later
Ha ha, I think it is just cleaning up after themselves in general. My OH will make a drink and then you could go for a swim in the mess he leaves. sigh! He gives with one hand. He takes away with the other!! Bless him.
Mine doesn't pee on the loo seat, but like tadpoles OH he does create a flood on the worksurface just making a cuppa! I have even put dettol wipes right next to the kettle and begged him to use them but ...........no!!