Funny 'Happy New Year' Text messages anyone?

[happy-chick]

Im trying to find a funny texts message to send around to all my friends/family to welcome in the new year, anyone know any good ones?

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Happy New Year Everyone!!!

 

[tracey 2]

Jo- i can send you couple if you want

 

[happy-chick]

Yeah go for it tracey

 

[tracey 2]

just sent couple dont know if they are any good

 

[happy-chick]

Yep gunna use one of em n send it round later thanks sweety xx

 

[cassi]

what do they say what do they say?

 

[lillou]

please share

i was trying to think of some earlier!

 

[happy-chick]

"To all my friends who sent me good luck for 2007, it did f*ck all... So for 2008 could you please send money, alcohol or vouchers!!"

"This is a toast to all us beautiful ladies for 2007! For the men who r fortunate enough to have us, the losers who has us and lost us & the very lucky b@astards who have yet to meet us! Send this to all the beautiful women u know! Happy new year girls x"

Theres a couple for u

 

[Kimbo]

Send this to all the beautiful women u know!

cheers jo

 

[Tegala-7thMarch08]

im loving the first 1 lol im going to use tha 2nyt

 

[clairescunny55]

before the sun sets on 2007, before the memories fade, before the networks get jammed, and before I get drunk and lose my phone, I'm wishing you a very happy and prosperous new year!

 

[Redshoes]

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the a$$ of any person who f*?*s up your year and may his arms grow too short to scratch it! Happy New Year