For Women in their 30's!!

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  1. Kerry

    Kerry Well-Known Member

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    This is for all you girls 30 years and over.... and
    for those who are turning 30, and for those who are
    scared of moving into their 30's...AND for guys who
    are scared of girls over 30!!!!...

    This was written by Andy Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes.

    Andy Rooney says:

    As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most
    of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

    A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of
    the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't
    care what you think. If a woman over! 30 doesn't want
    to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining
    about it. She does something she wants to do. And,
    it's usually something more interesting.

    A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be
    assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and
    from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a hoot
    what you might think about her or what she's doing.

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a
    screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle
    of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve
    it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think
    they can get away with it.

    Older women are generous with praise, often
    undeserved. They know what it's like to be
    unappreciated.

    A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce
    you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man
    will often ignore even he! r best friend because she
    doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over 30
    couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends
    because she knows her friends won't betray her.

    Women get psychic as they age. You never have to
    confess your sins to a woman over 30. They always
    know.

    woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick.
    This is not true of younger women. Once you get past a
    wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is far sexier than her
    younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and
    honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk
    or if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to
    wonder where you stand with her.

    Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of
    reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every
    stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 30+,
    there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making
    ! gt;a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.

    Ladies, I apologize.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you
    can get the milk for free". Here's an up date for you.

    Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why?
    Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire
    pig, just to get a little sausage.
     
  2. Sarah W Baby Belly

    Sarah W Baby Belly Well-Known Member

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    lisa31 Well-Known Member

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    Good! but still hate being over 30!!!!!!

    L x
     
  4. sasswa

    sasswa Well-Known Member

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    Loved it!!
     
  5. Amanda

    Amanda Well-Known Member

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    That it so so true Kerry!!

    Love it!!

    I have to say that I actually love being over 30 for the very reasons mentioned. In some sort of wierd way, I'm also looking forward to being over 40 to find out what that is like. :?
     
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    tankett i have to agree about being over 30 not sure about the being over 40 bit though hmmmmm xxxxxx
     

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