Winston Churchill was full of them - one of my faves is "Saving is a fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you." and "It is the inalienable right of every Englishman to pronounce foreign words exactly as he pleases." (how true!!) On the funny side - Chris Rock: - "You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?" He cracks me up!!!