Bum deodorant

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  1. nickilubs

    nickilubs Well-Known Member

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    A blonde walked into a pharmacy and asked the assistant for some rectum
    deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explained to the woman that they didn't sell rectum deodorant, and never had.

    Unfazed, the blonde assured the pharmacist that she had been buying the
    stuff from that store on a regular basis, and would like some more.

    "I'm sorry", said the pharmacist, "we don't have any."
    "But I always get it here," said the blonde.
    "Do you have the container it comes in?"
    "YES!" said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."

    She returned with the container and handed it to the pharmacist who
    looked at it and said to her,

    "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant."

    Annoyed, the blonde snatched the container back and read out loud from
    the container, "TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM."
     
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