Why is it that everytime I go to Maternity to check on my PAINS/CONTRACTIONS they all suddenly STOP!!!!! I had a full day/night of really nasty contractions on Saturday where I felt like someone was constantly sticking a sink plunger up my bajingo and sucking out my uterus! I really thought this is IT!! Hence I made a panicky visit to maternity where midwife puts monitor on for an hour and guess what - not one blinking contraction!!! So she and DH look at me like i'm a major whinging pain in the arse and must be hallucinating all my pains, but she finally gives me a TENS Machine to take home which I haven't had to use since cos nothings happening!! Have terrible cramps this morning but I just don't want to say ANYTHING anymore to DH or ever ring midwife again, and I've still got 2 weeks of this messing about!!! Anyone else feeling like this?