add a joke

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Tara & Liam, Nov 14, 2005.

  1. Tara & Liam

    Tara & Liam Well-Known Member

    Apr 27, 2005
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    got the idea from hayley, tell a joke to try and cheer everyone up. here is my sad effort.

    While i was driving down the A13 today (going a little faster than i should have been). i passed under a bridge only to see a copper on the other side with a radar gun lying in wait. the copper pulled me over, walked up to the car and with that classic patronising smirk asked:

    Runway too short?

    To which i replied, "i am late for work"

    To which he asked "What do you do?"

    "I'm a rectum stretcher" i responded

    the copper was surprised and confused, "A what, A rectum stretcher, and just what does a rectum stretcher do?"

    "well" i said, "i start by inserting one finger then i work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, work side to side until i can get both hands in, and then i slowly but surely stretch the hole, until its about 6 feet."

    then the copper asked questioningly and cautiously, "and just what do you do with a six foot arsehole?"

    To which i politely replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge."

    Speeding ticket £105.00
    Penalty points: 3
    Court costs: £45

    Look on coppers face: Priceless

  2. *sam*

    *sam* Well-Known Member

    Jun 24, 2005
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    SarahB Well-Known Member

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