Tara & Liam
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hi
got the idea from hayley, tell a joke to try and cheer everyone up. here is my sad effort.
While i was driving down the A13 today (going a little faster than i should have been). i passed under a bridge only to see a copper on the other side with a radar gun lying in wait. the copper pulled me over, walked up to the car and with that classic patronising smirk asked:
Runway too short?
To which i replied, "i am late for work"
To which he asked "What do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher" i responded
the copper was surprised and confused, "A what, A rectum stretcher, and just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"well" i said, "i start by inserting one finger then i work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, work side to side until i can get both hands in, and then i slowly but surely stretch the hole, until its about 6 feet."
then the copper asked questioningly and cautiously, "and just what do you do with a six foot arsehole?"
To which i politely replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge."
Speeding ticket £105.00
Penalty points: 3
Court costs: £45
Look on coppers face: Priceless
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got the idea from hayley, tell a joke to try and cheer everyone up. here is my sad effort.
While i was driving down the A13 today (going a little faster than i should have been). i passed under a bridge only to see a copper on the other side with a radar gun lying in wait. the copper pulled me over, walked up to the car and with that classic patronising smirk asked:
Runway too short?
To which i replied, "i am late for work"
To which he asked "What do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher" i responded
the copper was surprised and confused, "A what, A rectum stretcher, and just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"well" i said, "i start by inserting one finger then i work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, work side to side until i can get both hands in, and then i slowly but surely stretch the hole, until its about 6 feet."
then the copper asked questioningly and cautiously, "and just what do you do with a six foot arsehole?"
To which i politely replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge."
Speeding ticket £105.00
Penalty points: 3
Court costs: £45
Look on coppers face: Priceless
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