When I was out with my friend on saturday night we found a name for my varicose vein which is now called valerie. This gave me an idea that I should name my stretchmarks as they appear. I really got down about my puberty stretchmarks in my early teens and I want to approach my pregnancy ones with a bit more dignity and humour. I challenge you guys to come up with my other 24 names, should they be required! My first one is going to be called Alfie and the second one is to be called Baloooba!