101 things you can't do with a bump!

[Squiglet]

Thing number 1) Apparently Ironing... I burnt me bump trying to iron DD's trousers... Just caught the edge of the iron on it....

Think number 2) anyone?

 

[lisa&alex]

wee in a sample bottle... i need to do it in a cup 1st lol...

i mean where is the logic.. i can just bout wipe there.. nevermind wee in a inch wide hole lol...

 

[Tillytots]

3) keep your lady garden well trimmed - I waved goodbye to mine a few weeks ago

 

[Babylicious]

have energetic sex

 

[ella]

Christmas shop with any enthusiasm

 

[fothers]

get socks on easily or tie your laces

 

[samandbump]

cut my own toe nails!!

 

[Tegala-7thMarch08]

booty pop

 

[littlepip]

breathe!!

 

[Squiglet]

Sleep...

 

[Warley]

... Get out of bed easily
....Get off the setee easily
....Take dogs for a walk
....Wear nice clothes
....Feel glamorous
....Tidy house without huffing and puffing for an hour afterwards (well that's my excuse and I am sticking to it!)

Can you tell I am really enjoying pregnancy?

 

[BabyLove]

Sneeze With Ease!

 

[DebbieM]

Sleep!

 

[Emma58]

Bend down to pick something up off the floor.

 

[Babylicious]

eat without getting heart burn

 

[BabyLove]

Sit Up/Move In The Bath
Bend
Move Around Without Huffing Noises
Carry/Shop Much
Walk Far
Walk Uphill
Walk Downhill
Have Sex In Any Decent Position
See Past Your Belly
Stretch
Not Get Breathless
Be Comfortable
Turn In Bed Easily Or Pain Free
Have An Empty Bladder

... But There Are Plus Points Too

 

[Bee]

walk round the school without people asking you questions/saying congrats/staring at you then talking about you

I am a teacher btw - not a pupil

 

[Kylie1007]

walk round the school without people asking you questions/saying congrats/staring at you then talking about you

I am a teacher btw - not a pupil

I also found that getting up off the floor / sitting on the floor when you were working with the kids was pretty tricky! The poor little 6 yr old kiddies tried to help me up!

 

[ClareBear]

-Scratch most areas of your back.

-Pick anything from a supermarket shelf that isn't directly in front of you i.e higher than shoulder or lower than elbow height.

-Feed a cat.

-Wash up.

-Eat dinner on your lap.

-Sit comfortably at your desk.

-Put socks on.

-Put any clothes on without sitting down first.

-Turn over in bed in less than 4 stages and a certain amount of huffing and puffing.

-Pull even your most generous maternity clothes up over it (later stages).

 

[Linda]

wash my legs and feet/ see my legs and feet

pick up anything i've dropped.

run downstairs to answer the door

run upstairs with a serious urge to pee