101 things you can't do with a bump!

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  1. Squiglet

    Squiglet Well-Known Member

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    Thing number 1) Apparently Ironing... I burnt me bump trying to iron DD's trousers... :cry: :cry: :cry: Just caught the edge of the iron on it....

    Think number 2) anyone?
     
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    wee in a sample bottle... i need to do it in a cup 1st lol...

    i mean where is the logic.. i can just bout wipe there.. nevermind wee in a inch wide hole lol...
     
  3. Tillytots

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    3) keep your lady garden well trimmed - I waved goodbye to mine a few weeks ago :wave:
     
  4. Babylicious

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    have energetic sex :roll:
     
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    Christmas shop with any enthusiasm :shakehead:
     
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    get socks on easily or tie your laces :roll:
     
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    cut my own toe nails!!
     
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    ... Get out of bed easily
    ....Get off the setee easily
    ....Take dogs for a walk
    ....Wear nice clothes
    ....Feel glamorous
    ....Tidy house without huffing and puffing for an hour afterwards (well that's my excuse and I am sticking to it!)

    Can you tell I am really enjoying pregnancy?
     
  12. BabyLove

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    Sneeze With Ease!
     
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    Bend down to pick something up off the floor.
     
  15. Babylicious

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    eat without getting heart burn
     
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    Sit Up/Move In The Bath
    Bend
    Move Around Without Huffing Noises
    Carry/Shop Much
    Walk Far
    Walk Uphill
    Walk Downhill
    Have Sex In Any Decent Position :(
    See Past Your Belly
    Stretch
    Not Get Breathless
    Be Comfortable
    Turn In Bed Easily Or Pain Free
    Have An Empty Bladder

    ... But There Are Plus Points Too :D
     
  17. Bee

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    walk round the school without people asking you questions/saying congrats/staring at you then talking about you

    I am a teacher btw - not a pupil
     
  18. Kylie1007

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    I also found that getting up off the floor / sitting on the floor when you were working with the kids was pretty tricky! The poor little 6 yr old kiddies tried to help me up! :rotfl: :rotfl:
     
  19. ClareBear

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    -Scratch most areas of your back.

    -Pick anything from a supermarket shelf that isn't directly in front of you i.e higher than shoulder or lower than elbow height.

    -Feed a cat.

    -Wash up.

    -Eat dinner on your lap.

    -Sit comfortably at your desk.

    -Put socks on.

    -Put any clothes on without sitting down first.

    -Turn over in bed in less than 4 stages and a certain amount of huffing and puffing.

    -Pull even your most generous maternity clothes up over it (later stages).
     
  20. Linda

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    wash my legs and feet/ see my legs and feet

    pick up anything i've dropped.

    run downstairs to answer the door

    run upstairs with a serious urge to pee
     

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